A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.
Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?
Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
Derek Jeter is off the disabled list and Cuck Knoblauch is not throwing the ball away. All is right with the world.
Do we need distance to get close?
Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself.
I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.
I know that Matthew Broderick doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.
I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.
If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.
In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.
To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?
When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
